Teksty: Weird Al Yankovic. Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

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Vader and Sidius:

It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' of the Empire, So all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he?d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder,
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on a power converter
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah

Yoda:

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier
I'll mold ya and fold ya
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise

Luke:

Yoda why you bein' a playa hata
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader

Yoda:

But Luke,
Not ready are you

Luke:

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed what your friends are in danger

Luke:

OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand

Vader:

Its imperative you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke:

He told me enough - he told me you killed him

Vader:

Then there's something I must reveal him

I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father

Uncle Owen:

Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke