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Weird Al Yankovic

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[parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer.

[parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way

[parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.

Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame no

The Aardvark is really a curious creature If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous He's

Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now Well, first she took my nest egg Then

Fat and weak what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the

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