Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here just sit right
Think of you with pipe and slippers Think of her in bed Laying there just watching telly Think of me instead I'll never grow so old and flabby That could
Don't know what I'm doing here I'll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I'll carry on regardless Good as gold but stupid as mud He
She'd given everything she could give Twenty years of kindness made her sad Kindness never made enough to live So she sold the very last thing that she
They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip They say be careful where you come at night I just shoot straight from the hip When it comes to
Line one is the time That you, you first stayed over at mine And we drank our first bottle of wine And we cried Line two we're away And we both, we both
Sadness has filled a lonely place Before that there's just a hole At least now there's sadness on my face My lower lip has finally found it's role So
Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin' Only the echoes of my mind People stoppin' starin', I can't see their faces Only the shadows
I fought hard in the second world war you hear them shout No good bragging about the Afrika Korps it was beadles about They dressed you up and took you
Hey hey Hey hey The sheets won't need changing everyday The freezer supply should last a year Those hidden little points that you're away Nothing much
[Incomprehensible] There's something very English about 'Forever' 'Hugs and kisses' are English too 'Forever and a day' has to be American But 'Hold
Only buy this if you're lonely Only listen if you're blue Only buy this if you're lonely Only listen if you're blue If you are married and you are happy
Guard your body with the best barbed wire And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights Wear your dresses
It's been a long day in the field for us all Catching balls and dropping balls It's been a long life in this world Catching hearts and dropping hearts
Vagabonds don't fall in love They just wheel and they deal So if I turn a funny color when you kiss me I can't help the way that I feel Hooligans don
(M. Greaves) No piece of sky For you Jimmy lad They always blame him They knew Jimmy was bad His own fault entirely To die without sound That's how it
Light Brigade Was passing you by Your quick-step is slower But your spirit's still out on the floor When it comes to raw beauty You've a whole whorehouse
