Nah i'm a slick rick I'm a i'ma a slick rick I'm a slick rick I'm a i'm a slick rick Do the walk back and forth while I grab my (dick) Verse 1 Now
*phone rings twice* [Rick] Hello? [Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa [Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you? [Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all
*phone rings twice* [Rick] Hello? [Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa [Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you? [Lisa] You remember me right, right before ?
Something tells Rick he's a fool To let girls treat me so cruel But nevertheless, Rick said, "You got me waiting" Sittin' in my car waiting for you I
So you get my point son You just don't trust no bitch, you know what I'm sayin? "Okay, daddy, I understand" Cause bitches ain't no good, you know what
came over, she was trucked down excessive Started talkin' to me and she was poppin' quite aggressive (Hi) A pretty young thing, she didn't strike me as no ho So weak minded Rick
It's me at last, the Rickster, Def Jam's where I be Most agree it's kinda amazin folks are born from where we pee at Though I definetly fiend it, baby
a second to Their maxin', gonna be fraction, a fraction, attraction Ya'll don't wanna see action or askin' Screw, 'cause you don't what the Rick'll
rap maggot underneath Rick's feet Evicted, why you tryin' to find shit to lick with? Even your kids tell you that you ain't shit to Slick Rick Though
the Rock gets too much... too much of the fame and all the bright lights... He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight! DING! Slick Rick: Welcome to Rick
Well, I waited long time sweatin' it, gettin' jerked but yea I'm gettin' it Early mornin, stiff as dawn and 'em, cuz a brother give the mornin off And
I try to block it out my mind As you see [at] Ruler show's is inquirin' noses Goin' into a story about a kid named Moses Once a prophet was to be born
Girls go 'wow' and 'ow' to now show ya how to bow to Scoop-a, in the train goopa, don't bloop a What, Rick you playin supa dupa How Slick? Just, you
you don't teach us how to rap you're through' I said 'okay, now let me go, please' I seen an officer - then the officer screamed 'freeze!' He said "Slick Rick
He in a bid nap, human being waste spittin' As I'm sweepin' through an alley in New York, a stray kitten Dog chase a couple of blocks, shocks, tough being
hottie So the horse busted in, startin lettin' off the shottie Killed the men, slapped the girl, 'cause he figured I'm stuck trapped in "Come on Rick
Oh boy, Rick look all sad again What's the matter Rick? It's a long story, check it out Call me the freaker, I bump it in your speaker Week of my birthday