I?m prettier and smarter and oh, Cho Chang why won?t You see - you and me were meant to be You and me were meant to be Cho Chang, you and me were meant
Hermione, you sicken me You?re fat and fugly as can be You are less than half a witch Hermione Granger is a bitch It was your idea to have that goddamn
a diadem You?d flaunt it in front of them All the other witches were jealous as fuck Helga was mad your crown was so rad And she just had a crappy teacup
ever done? These pimples prevent me from going on dates And take away all of my fun These damn pimples Obscure my vision Now everywhere I go I?m met with jeers and derision And
(Potter, plotter, Potter, plotter) You-Know-Who is not back, OK!? No one cares what the heck you say The Daily Prophet says that you?re cra-zay Harry
You-Know-Who is not back, OK!? No one cares what the heck you say The Daily Prophet says that you?re crazy Harry Potter goes away But Cho Chang thinks
Don?t ask me what happened ?Cause I can?t tell you But if you ask Harry He can tell you No, I can?t remember a thing Like when you wake up from a dream
It seems like Cho and me Are drifting far apart But you said you?d be my friend And you seem really smart As Cho grows ever distant With her and Potter
is surest.? Said Gryffindor, ?We?ll teach all those With brave deeds to their names.? Said Hufflepuff, ?I?ll teach the lot, And treat them all the same
Sirius We would all be merry You somehow broke into Hogwarts twice Ripped into Gryffindor Tower But you mistook Harry Potter for his bitch, Ron And the
You might talk about Seamus and Dean Sirius and Remus Justin and Ernie You might talk about Draco and Harry But Terry and Anthony are practically married
only crime Professor Lupin Oh my god I never would have guessed you were part dog We all miss you and the class you taught And you can come and bite
Ministry But Fudge, he will soon see That we?ll catch Harry, guarantee! The Department of Magical Transportation Watches from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade station I?m on your side, wherever you roam Or my name?s not Marietta