(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion. SARAH
(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") ENTIRE STUDENT BODY Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil that the
do it, Romantic Latins throughout Uruguay do it, Let's do it, let's set a date. SARAH Subversive Reds in Kiev do it, Same-sex couples in S.F. do it,
crime when they protest to gain world peace; Yet they end up most of the time a casualty of the police. America is something that they advertise, They promise us this land
ALAN I once learned of the roles Of the magnetic poles, How you must have a north and a south to attract. But, as I explain, The complex human brain Has
(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Terrorize your little brother, Fa la la la la, la la la la. He's the one to gag and smother, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha
(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've tried it
SARAH Everyone's part of a family in a tribe or a race or ethnic group by right of birth, And we're all in the subspecies we call Homo sapiens sapiens
Now, if I may digress momentarily from the mainstream of this evening's symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless, but is something
and Prado and Sias, Trujillo-Velazquez-Machado-Casillas, Riviera-Jimenez-Ortiz-Perez-Dias Hinojosa-Bermudez and Vegas! Rivoire-Cartier-Breaux-Lamoureux-Vallée
MELANIE Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The nighttime sky
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") TRINA Kvetchy the teacher Was a total pedagogue; Did a student make But a sole mistake, She would mark it in
SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O . . . Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . . When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew, I'
BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could deploy,
(Parody of "Carefully Taught" from South Pacific) PITTMAN You'll just have to learn, when up you are brought, There are people like you, and then those
