Oryginalny tekst: If a Bear Goes Waltzing in the Forest, Will His True Love Put On Her Tutu and Join Him. Virgil Barstad. Orchestra. 1st Bassoon.
Tłumaczenie: Orkiestra. 1st Fagot. 1st Clarinet in B-flat. 1st Flet. 1st Horn w F. 1st Oboe. 1st Puzon. 1st Violin. 2nd Fagot.