Teksty: Master P. How To Be A Playa.

Ya see, wenches be messy like Marvin
My homies be ballin', pimp tricks eryday, from L.A. to the Bay
To New Orleans, the original big baby, like Big Mike
Don't make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big Ike

Uh, pimp shit, Cadillac with the vogues
Hoes got no souls that be for flare without your coat
Star sixty-nine could get you whipped, uh
Momma told you never mess with a Southern bitch

I got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy
He said, "Keep your fo' inches in your candy painted Caddy
Keep your cattle, all in one stable
If a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"
Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemy

Ain't no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meat
Then we, be tradin' women like Eddie Murphy Tradin' Places
I got, bitches cleanin' my house shinin' my gold, doin' my shoelaces
I got, wenches runnin' errands goin' to stores
Dressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothes

Stayin' in the same house, bangin' 'em on the same couch
Real G's in dime hats, know what, I'm talkin' about
Uh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty kat
I mean if you bout it 'bout it, give her some change, then take it back

How to be a playa man?
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You gots to be a playa, but rule number one
In the how's to be a playa never profess to nuttin' what ya done
Believe me, or should I say, believe in I spittin'
See me talkin' to a trick, ask me then I hit 'em

You never can give 'em no slack
'Cause you gots to be in it to win
Be safe and grab her hand, slap them
'Cause they'll try the shit again

It's give in to they demands and that's a simp thang
But to get them and they friends, now that's a pimp thang
You wanna learn somethin'? Well take a picture of this G
Look in the dictionary, under player, you'll find a picture of me

Uh, 'cause I don't sleep, and players can't 'cause we ballin'
We can't be trippin', 'cause a player's pimp can't be fallin'
I leave 'em with the hurt like B.B. cryin' like CeCe Winan
Recline and watch TV, game feel like a CD

Nigga make appointment when they see me
Don't call back often they beep me
Gotta be a G get the drawers off, easy, look
Silkk the Shocker fool, nigga I pimps and roll
What you ride? Cadillacs and vogues, uh

How to be a playa man?
You gots to be a playa man
How to be a playa man?
You gots to be a playa man

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You gots to be a playa man

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You gots to be a playa man
How to be a playa man?
You gots to be a playa man

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You gots to be a playa man
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See I'm 'bout to smack me a bitch, 'cause all my money in here
Told em clear, for me to slid arrear, gotta pay for the year
What I look like a simp? Girl I'm a No Limit pimp
Got the ones you least expect supportin' me for the length

I pass crunch like blunts, treat your man good like a wench
High hoe on the ranch, I spray and smell dogs by the branch
Keep a broad doin' splits, next gon' be doin' the clit
One girl gone so bad, want me to Western Union some dick

Put 'em on corners and curbs, breakin' new ones outta nerd
Bringin' daddy Fiend the money, while all I do is choke herb
I spank 'em and thank 'em, leave 'em swollen and kiss 'em bye
And just think, 'cause them extra them knowin' my fist size

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