Teksty: Less Than Jake. Pez Collection. Son of Dick.

Well, it's Dick's son that has his CD's in neat lines
And a dad that reads every sign and says, "I only drive 62.5"
Well, I don't really mind his coordinated closet or his folded clothes
But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

Well, why's everybody sweating me, because I go to Dairy Queen
Why's everybody sweating me, because I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee
His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the line
And tours the country in a Winnebago

And his dad is an anal guy and has a roommate stalked by the FBI
Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa
I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee