Teksty: Johnny Rebel. Jesse Showed Up.

Grocery store
Three niggers inside
The store ain't open
It's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off
The cops show up
They caught 'em red-handed
Put 'em in handcuffs

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

Jesse showed up
Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
Praisin' his name
While he preached and he hollered
And he passed the blame
And said:

"Them niggers wasn't stealin' when they got caught. They was only doin' some shoppin' just like I thought. White man should never store there it's all his fault."

And they all got excited
When Jesse showed up

Election time
A new president
Al Gore never wins
So the niggers all went
The checks were counted
And counted again
They counted three times
But they still didn't win

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

Jesse showed up
Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
Praisin' his name
While he preached and he hollered
And he passed the blame
And said:

"Listen you niggers I think we've been had. If we lose this election it's gonna be bad. And it's the white man's fault 'cause he stole all the checks."

And they all got excited
When Jesse showed up

Something's gonna happen
One of these days
If Jesse Jackson don't start
Mendin' his ways
He's gonna keep stirrin'
The niggers up
'Til the white man says
Enough is enough

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

The Klan'll show up
The Klan'll show up
All dressed in white
They're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry
For struttin' his stuff
Hell's gonna break loose
When the Klan shows up
And they'll say:

"Jackson, what do you mean causin' all this trouble? It's up yours nigger, we gonna pop your bubble. We gonna break it off in ya, and stick it in double."

So just watch yourself Jesse
When this Klan shows up
You'd better watch yourself Jesse
When the Klan shows up