Teksty: Hollwood Undead. Swan Songs. Everywhere I Go.

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard, and put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk til' my mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunkbeds since 10
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it
Get ruined

[chorus]
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
If so just get buzzed and stayed fucked up we'll keep them panties dropping
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
If so just get buzzed and stayed fucked up we'll keep them panties dropping

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be seen with me and I like their big fake titties
D-cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hicky
I'll blame it on this whiskey sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back seats to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta

Buy beer or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
And I punk that pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher

[chorus]

Let's get this parted jumping
Let's see some 40 drowning
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzing
Come on girls, I wanna see you drinking
I wanna see your brain start shrinking
Make a move, I saw you winking
Drunken pussy's what I'm thinking

I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops
Fuck a wrist band, I'll do a keg-stand
Imma cheech you by the chong hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up their gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck, I'm the designated drinker

[chorus](x2)

Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch)

Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

(Thanks to Jasmine Belle for these lyrics)