Teksty: Guttermouth. The Album Formerly Known As Full Length LP. I'm Punk.

i'm a chick with no tits i'm a mess
always been so fond of you do you like the way i dress?
look like hell all 7 days
got no tits that's why i say
my parents are so rich
that's why i'm such a bitch
boy's underwear makes me feel like i'm punk

sixteen years i've had two beers of life
sixteen beers and i know all about life

see you at the gig i'll be pickin' my ass and nose
pick, pick, pick, make everyone sick, see my attitude sure shows.