Teksty: Gravy Train!!!!. Are You Wigglin?. Jonny Makeup.

Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You?re a coal miner?s daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour
I don?t know what that means but I?m sure it ain?t a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you
Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON?TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY IT?S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
(one two)
Hey Jonny you?re so fine, you?re so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!
Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds like toot toot!
And a beep beep!
It?s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew you couldn?t rape a donut Kiehl?s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag
But it?s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON?TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU?RE A DREAM AND I DON?T WANNA WAKE UP
(one two)
I?m really really goin? through it so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that you?d someday screw it I?m reading out like I?m Levar Burton but that?s only cuz I?m really hurtin? Beyonce of V.I.P.
I wanna be your wifey cuz when you?re flirtin? Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin?!!!!
I?m living!
I?m gagging!
You?re screening!
I?m reading!