Teksty: Eminem. Hello.

[Intro]
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry it's been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
you see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second im bout to stick a (neck in my mouth?)
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Just the necklace I lost, ready to step in his blouse(?)
Man I should check to see if my mum left any out
Nope! Guess I'll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
oooh, Jackpot, yeah
Open Sesame mouth!
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tack in the hall with the damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some zantac's
Shortly come back I'm tryna score me some (?)
I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
(La forgey forgey forgey???)was bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at cha

[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
And are you menstruating baby
My girlfriend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty is shaking like jello
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 2]
My equalibrium's off, must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs man people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday extra curriculum
No reason in particular it was stricty fun
A fifth of Roman and two bottles of one fifty one
fifthy one people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun
But what is your name?
Vivian?
I woke up next to ya naked and er did we um...
...Of course we did
But didn't I strap a jimmy on?
I'm looking for the Trojan wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something i'm trying to keep my penis free from
I find the package and i'm cool I immediately run
Like speedy guns, Alice, to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple a threes, I'm feeling for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum..

[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 3]
Oh those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I be closing that curtain for good
( scratched: word word word word)I second that and I third
Rushed to emergency surgery
to try 'n' flush me because of the drugs that he purchase
He's no longer getting the 300 bucks for these perkadins (?)
Plus he's getting to be where he lustfully searched again
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin ta rustle up muscles relaxers
For his back and a couple of packs now he's doubling back-
wards and he's stumblin' back
Slipped and fell, hit his back
Boom
Heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap?
almost ended it that soon because of the fact...
..I'm just bustin' my own chops when I'm bustin' the rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it
I'm back!

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Outro]

That's all I'm saying

Hello (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

Yeah
It's like starting over
Clean slate
Ha