Teksty: Eminem. Relapse: Refill. Elevator.

[Intro: Eminem]
All aboard! Okay
Next stop, my basement, ha ha
I'll meet you down there!

[Chorus: Eminem]
There once was a saying that,
I used to say
Back in the day when, I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with,
my friend Proof
That if I went gold,
I'd go right through the roof
He'd say "What if you went platinum?"
I'll just laugh at him
That's, not happenin,
that I can't fathom
Eighty-somethin million records worldwide later
I'm living, in a house
with a fuckin elevator

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Haters gettin mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothin you say matters enough to (add) touche me
Rappers try to play me, they use hailie as a Ukelele
Whoops-e-dada fuckin' daisy, that's a no-no, even She knows that I's fucking crazy
Fuckin' animal, cookoo for bananas, fuckin' A B
Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me,
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's cuz' the way that I was Brought up, but it's all caught up to me now, Karma's in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner, You might think it doesn't creep up on ya but it All does
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when Ya started
Now ya brain's all horny, cuz of all the shit ya Thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into Sawdust
I never thought it would come to this, I outta just be honest, but

[Chorus: Eminem]
There once was a saying that, I used to say
Back in the day when, I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He'd say "What if you went platinum?" I'll just laugh at him
That's, not happenin, that I can't fathom
Eighty-somethin million records worldwide later
I'm living, in a house with a fuckin elevator

[verse 2: Eminem]
Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna Make it, they get, so mad when i call them both Faggots
All these fuckin' voices in my head, i can't take It
Someone shut that fuckin' baby up 'fore i shake it
Your standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, They're facing
Together makes 'em, a fuckin' bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation,
Shoved the wiener schnitzel up his ass, hopped Away some-
Body please stop the patient, get the cops to Mace him
Homie im the shizer, pass Dr Dre some
I cant leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No, not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can't believe I leave for one brief second,
And you pussies quief all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the exact same saying, check it

[Chorus: Eminem]
There once was a saying that, I used to say
Back in the day when, I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He'd say "What if you went platinum?" I'll just laugh at him
That's, not happenin, that I can't fathom
Eighty-somethin million records worldwide later
I'm living, in a house with a fuckin elevator

[Eminem: Verse 3]
Elevator in my house, ha, smell ya later,
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Thinkin' about an escalator now, steps I hate 'em
Told the neighbor step away, then i just pepper-sprayed 'em
Yeah, for everytime you ride down the street,
Or hide out, drive by, my house and beep
Like now, motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down, fucker, bah, try countin' sheep
And ya tryin' to find out why now theres beef,
Mace in ya face bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet,
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then i shove 'em in the elevator,
Take 'em to the top,
Stand above 'em, just to cut the fuckin' cable, Let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refridgerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement, Yellin' stop

[Chorus: Eminem]
There once was a saying that, I used to say
Back in the day when, I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He'd say "What if you went platinum?" I'll just laugh at him
That's, not happenin, that I can't fathom
Eighty-somethin million records worldwide later
I'm living, in a house with a fuckin elevator

[Eminem]
Fuckin' son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fuckin' A, even got a big day,
To wash my ass, after I shit with gold toilet Paper
Dishwasher so big, when im pissed off, i can just Toss a flying saucer in it,
The shit's awesome
Yeah, fuckin' elevator
Livin in a house with a fuckin' elevator

Elevator
Fuckin' elevator



(Thanks to trapking1000 for correcting these lyrics)