by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch Hey, this is Larry the cable guy
POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. MIXED IN, IT'S ALL CRAP, CRAP CRAP CRAP FOR ME, BEING THAT RAP IS
nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay
What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my
had too many beers Santy Claus, Santy Claus i seen him go by down to the bad shady part of town hell hes just a regular guy Santy Claus, Santy Claus
I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through
Silent Farts Deadly Farts All was calm Not for long
I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the
Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child
she has the most wonderful ass i have seen its firm and its round and its lean and its mean too bad shes 14 but we have all been to the mall so u know
The first queer Santy Claus Wore red leather chaps And a pair of white shorty shorts That had a hole in the butt crack
Get a Job You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Money don't grow on trees You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Come all yee illegal Imigrants Come and get them green cards And learn some damn English And then how to drive
Oh holy crap, I think I got a flat tyre I'm in the middle of a Puerto Rican neighborhood
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